Spacetimeshifting

What is Spacetimeshifting?

A colloquialism used to describe the stealing of physical objects in a less overt manner. See also timeshifting.

Sam: Hey Graham, that's a pretty nice laptop you got there... how the hell did you afford that? Aren't you broke as hell?

Graham: Uh... don't worry about it... I'm just spacetimeshifting it a bit...

See stealing, timeshifting, theft, larceny, graham, colloquialism

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