Spacified Chicken Edit Meaning

1. Waking up to a mans testicles placed upon each eye. Dude I woke up to your sweaty arabian sand dollars on my eyes. See balls, arabian,..

1. when you fail to shower in days and you scratch your nuts, sniff your fingers, that god awful horrid smell; THAT is pubic spice jesus! ..

1. Old-timey contraction meaning "if and when" I'll call you tomorrow if'n I get my homework done. See if, when, iffe..