Spackered Eggs

What is Spackered Eggs?

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

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