Spackered Eggs

What is Spackered Eggs?

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

Turn Over

1. to have sex with someone, usually for the first time but can be used to describe coitous whenever. "I turned over that hot brunett..

Kurzban

1. To abandon one's employment without notice I hate my job so much, I pulled a Kurzban. See quit, abandon, leave, fuck off..

Epic Proportions

1. Epically retarded and unfunny...

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