Spackered Eggs

What is Spackered Eggs?

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

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1. Masturbating when you have liquids on your genitals that is from someone having an orgasm. "Dude, I jerked off and then used the j..

You Can Pound My Tom Tom

1. invitation to go to ones home for an evening of rough sex. I was at the club and this girl comes up to me and says you can pound my tom..

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