What is Spackle?
1.
verb: to spray with cum, or to smear cum over your partner's skin, crease, or crack after ejaculating.
After pounding her in the ass, he pulled out and spackled her crack.
2.
Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.
(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
3.
Usually white in color and very handy for filling in dry wall holes.
"I need to spackle that hole as the children like to tear up the house."
4.
To explosively pound out a liquified dump, typically in to a toilet but not exclusively, that sprays uncontrollably all over the sidewalls of the bowl and your own ass. Due to it's uncontrollability and power, many people have spackled there pants, own legs and anything in a 4' radius just short of sitting down. It often resembles what pudding being fired out of a shotgun would look like.
I drank 20 budweisers last night and went on to spackle not only my undies but the toilet bowl, seat, my legs, shoes and bathroom floor.
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5.
It is a state of being,
You are being a waste of life cokehead, stop being a "Spackle "
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6.
to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.
Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.
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7.
1) to slap ones wiener across a whores face in a swiping motion like spreading butter on ones toast
2) to spread a pasty like substance over dry wall tape.
1) "dude i saw you leave with that chick last night yeah i totally spackled her twice"
2) "did you spackle before you painted that wall"
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