What is Spaf?
1.
The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
2.
To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
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3.
SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. spaf details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.
Sadly, with the invention of
Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?
Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!
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4.
Another word for seamen
Can I 'spaf' on your norks?
