Spaf

What is Spaf?


1.

The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.

S-slapping

P-penis

A-against

F-face

Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd

2.

To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.

See spaf, come, cum, ejaculation, ejaculate

3.

SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. spaf details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.

Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.

Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*

Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?

Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!

See lol, meaningless, pointless, random, immature

4.

Another word for seamen

Can I 'spaf' on your norks?


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