What is Spaffage?
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from the verb "to spaff".
When something is amazing, and gives you that sexual feeling, its Spaffage.
"See that milf? She's propper spaffage"
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From the verb to
Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.
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To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.
The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.
Random Words:
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Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRAT..
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To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can ..
