Spaffoon

What is Spaffoon?

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or

metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an

opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate

with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

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