What is Spag?
1.
SPelling And Grammar
Poor SPAG makes you look like a moron in the eyes of the educated.
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2.
Generally meaningless insult with only a passing phonological similarity to "fag". Commonly used by Discordians.
I was waiting in line behind this total spag, he was all like "ehhhh stop twisting my arm!" so I keep twisting until he gave me his lunch money.
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3.
Acronym: Spelling, Punctuation And Grammar
"His SPAG is atrocious."
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4.
1. To evacuate saliva/phlegm from one's mouth.
2. The globular result of the aforementioned action.
Mainly a East Lancashire/West Yorkshire expression.
Person 1: Oi, ya bugger! You just spagged on mi arm!
Person 2: Sorry lad, I were aimin' for that cat on t'fence.
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5.
a person who is a spaz and a fag at the same time
Hayden is such a spag.
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6.
A 'spoon shag'. Where two people lie in bed or wherever comfortable, one with their back to the other one's face and have sexual intercourse.
It was lovely to wake up with him/her and spag in the early hours of the morning.
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7.
Hideously ugly or very bad.
an extra G at the end is optional... Spagg
That gash was spag!
That's over spagg!
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