Spagitated

What is Spagitated?


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spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!

Her- Let me tttry.

Him- Fffine, you tttry it!

Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.

Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.

Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.

Him- Sorry. Hey...

Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.

Him- So am I.

Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.

Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!

Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.

Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

See nervous, twitchy, hyper, tweaked, aggro, frenzied, panic


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