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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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euphemism for masturbation
brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*
See grasshoppers
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masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kil..