Spagnostic

What is Spagnostic?


1.

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!

nonbeliever: No it isn't!

pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

See fsm, flying spaghetti monster, pastafarian, atheist, agnostic, invisible pink unicorn

2.

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnosticin Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monsteras an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?

Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

See agnostic, flying spaghetti monster, god, christianity


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