What is Spain?
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A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!
Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.
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A beautiful country in southwestern Europe that has done a good job recovering from years of poverty during the Franco era and has kept its integrity and very rich culture; is the 8th largest economy in the world; native inhabitants are of mixed Nordic and Mediterranean European types; immmigrants are South Americans, Eastern Europeans, and Muslims; official language is Castillian; other languages are spoken in different regions of Spain, which includes Catalan and Galician.
Spain has a rich culture.
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1) A beautiful country on the Iberian peninsula in southwestern Europe, capital is Madrid
2) Gets very hot, but there's no humidity
3) It mostly composed of red clay
4) Builds SEAT cars, which are cheap but fun
5) Has an good economy, still partially paralyzed by Franco's former dictatorship
6) Has gypsies who live in caves furnished with TVs, fridges, etc
7) Sells beer in McDonalds
8) Has awesome food and wine, making one realize the necessity of a siesta.
9) Is pretty cheap to travel about
10) Running with the bulls is for experienced locals and tourist yuppie jocks only
Eat a lot while in Spain, because you will never enjoy food this good ever in your life.
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A country BIGGER AND RICHER than Portugal.
We rather prefer bullfighting than school shooting.
People don't eat tacos, and don't wear ridiculous mexican hats.
We hate french people too
- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Spain? the country that ruled Portugal for almost one century???
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Spain is an amazing country of the Southwesten Europe.
1)It has the most amazing beaches ever known.
2)People can party until the sun rises up again and then just go to sleep (no hurry)
3)People can smoke almost everywhere (and from my point of view thats a fuckin advantage...maybe just bcuz im a smoker..).
4) Spain IS NOT Mexico. Ok, dude, just pick up a map and try to find Spain and Mexico, its kinda easy...One in America, the other one in Europe...!
5) Food and wine are incredibly great, and its the place in damn Earth where u gonna eat the best.
6) Drinks and cigarretes are pretty cheap, takin into account that they are hella expensive in the rest of Europe. (You can buy a drink for no more than 3 or 4 euros in some places in Andalucia)
7) In Spain you can find the most sexy boyz and girlz in the world. People is tunned over there...sometimes during the whole year.
8) If you dont like the beach, there are those fuckin pretty mountains, where u can ski or just get away from the crowded city and breath some fresh air.
9) Yeah, man, there is bullfighting and maybe it can be kinda cruel but most of the turist tht critizice it, go and pay for seeing it...
10) People CANT take guns to the school and they are kinda free to marry to whoever they want.
And above all, i know that Portuguese people pretend to be spanish somehow...but you are not, and Spain rules over Portugal, everybody knows that...!
Man 1: Where have u been on holidays??
Man 2: Ohh...I've been to Spain, its fuckin crazy!
Man 1: U like it?
Man 2: I'm thinking about moving to live over there, people is fuckin great and i love the beaches, the siesta and the sangria.
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the all time coolest country and the coolest people. they are good at everything, and anything. sure, they do stupid bull fighting. but saying that all of them do is just a stereotype. i am part spanish/greek/asian/white and stand tall and proud as a spaniard. we are even faring and better than those fat, gross, ignorant brits. we are simply the coolest people around today.
us spaniards can kick those brits butts anytime we want. today, we point and laugh out loud at them for losing a war to a bunch of american farmers. anyone spanish reading this is lucky im on their side. anyone british reading this can kiss my butt. spain is better than britain will ever be!
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A country located on the Iberian Peninsula in South Western Europe. Its official language is Spanish. It is known for bullfights, tomato fights, and fighting the French. It has great food, wine and sports teams, especially in basketball and football (soccer for you yanks out there) The Spanish are also known in history for being great navigators of the ocean. The are credited with the first to circumnavigate the globe and to "discover" and settle America (Never mind that the two lads who accomplished these things were Portuguese and Italian respectively). During and after World War 2 Spain was subject to a fascist dictatorship under Franco. While he was a brutal dictator he also did some good things for Spanish nationalism and the economy of Spain. Ironically as soon as he died Spain lost the words to their national anthem and the economy began to deteriorate.
Portugal is NOT the capital of Spain, Madrid is.
Did you see Spain destroy Greece at basketball? If only they knew how to play football like that.
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