What is Spained?
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To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.
"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"
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The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes
Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.
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