Spalamlah

What is Spalamlah?

Pronounced Spa-lah-ma-lah, Extraordinary ugliness. Looks not unlike someone whos face has caught on fire and been extenguished with a rake.

"Dude, stay away from that bitch! she's straight spalamlah homey..."

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