What is Spalding Park?
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The greatest high school ever. Every other school is inferior to this. The majority of people are just afraid to apply because its greatness intimidates them. It's been known to have frequent cases of fred cooties though.
Hey, did you apply to spalding park this year?
Nah, it's too good for me, and I know I won't get in. Plus I don't want fred cooties.
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FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD
I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEO..
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Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted
It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamd..