Spalge

What is Spalge?

the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.

man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.

Found My Fish!

1. In reference to the phrase "plenty of fish in the sea", to be said when one acquires a date. Compare Where's my fish? &..

Zipper Fart

1. a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound. That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..

The Full Amount

1. The maximum amount possible given the circumstances. Also can be used as an exaggeration for an extremely large number. 'My coupon..

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