Spalge

What is Spalge?

the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.

man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.

Kittun

1. Kitten, but spelled with U instead of E, making it cooler. It's not a misspelling, it's a way of life. I like fluffy kittuns..

Quizzing The Captain

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..

Infectify

1. the process of purposely infecting someone else with a virus....see biological warfare she infectified me on purpose because i wouldn&a..

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