Spalge

What is Spalge?

the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.

man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.

One Handed Phone Call

1. A phone call made whilst masturbating. Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls. See phone..

Darnyeah

1. an expression that is a sarcastic regret to a situation that you are quite happy about. When I told Patti that I the 3 hour training on..

Quangoed

1. A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter. Oh man last night I was so quangoed I ..

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