Spalge

What is Spalge?

the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating.

man, my sheets are all covered in spalge.

Essex

1. The richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition. Peo..

Floam

1. (n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be. (v): The act of floaming someone ..

Jamaican Belly Sit

1. When sitting upon girls belly, stoned, and ready to release your baby batter, you blast upwards towards her breasts and neck/face Man, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spalge Edit Meaning