Spalm

What is Spalm?

To apply ointment or lubricant to the undercarraige of ones self to prevent chafing and or sores

Before going running, penelope spalmed her nether regions to avoid chafing from her ass cheeks rubbing together,

See rub, apply, lube, splam

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