Spalsh Edit Meaning

1.

Something that is less than excellent. Not horrible, but not great. Could be better.

I am having a spalsh day.

I could have done that report better, but I spalshed it to get it out on time.

See average, ordinary, below par, inferior

2.

a strange creature, originating from seaham, a land of fish and not much else, who enjoys looking up slang at 23.33 on a sunday evening

woa, dat guy is such a spalsh, he must b from seaham!