Spalunking

What is Spalunking?

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?

Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.

Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?

Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.

Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.

Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

See vagina, doctor, nickel

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