What is Spalunking?
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Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.
Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.
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someone who has never been crammed up the ass before.
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when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete
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