Spalunking

What is Spalunking?

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?

Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.

Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?

Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.

Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.

Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

See vagina, doctor, nickel

Vanmoer

1. Complete piece of shit hang out with him for 20 minutes and you'll get the picture..

I'm Out

1. Telling people that you are bouncing. "Yo Homie, I'm out." See Diego 2. When a gangsta leaves Yo im outa this piece ..

Red Team

1. A term used to identify a female who is menstruating. "Man, this sucks, my girl's on the Red Team this week." See perio..

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