Spalunking

What is Spalunking?

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?

Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.

Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?

Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.

Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.

Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

See vagina, doctor, nickel

Valumptuous

1. Valerie like; knowing all things while not looking like one is really knowing all things. Above it all while keeping the ability to mai..

Armadildo

1. A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal an..

Marz

1. Hip-hop artist hailing from Chicago. Born in Croatia as Zlatko 'Bobby' Hukic, Marz was previously known as a guitarist for in..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spalunking Edit Meaning