What is Spam Faced?
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So fucked you cant open your eyes! More than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. Your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling SPAM. You may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of sexual favours to remove your ass from the seat. The condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. But ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.
"Dude your fucking spam faced!"
"Get off my sofa you spam faced prat"
"He'd roll another one but hes spam faced."
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fuck the k y, bust out the pennzoil.
i mean, sure i get the pennzoil and handcuffs, but what's with the big wheel?..
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It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
Honey..
