Spam Hammer

What is Spam Hammer?

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

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