Spam Hammer

What is Spam Hammer?

1. (n) A particularly large and weighty cock. See also Spam Javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) A person who acts like 1.

1. He wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty Spam Hammer.

2. Dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter Spam Hammer.

See Thos

Everything Short Of Duct Tape

1. Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved. Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I'..

Undercooch

1. When a woman bends over and the back of her vagina is exposed. Dianah just bent over and all I saw was her huge undercooch! See under,..

Zombie Mask

1. Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel. Jimmy gave Jane a hid..

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