Spam Javelin Edit Meaning

1.

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"

"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

See Dazza

2.

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

See Link

3.

See corned beef rocket.

See Al

4.

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

See Darren

5.

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

See love dagger, cock, wanger, hampton