Spam Slamming

What is Spam Slamming?

Penile masturbation.

"Where's Tony?"

"He's in the toilet. Sounds like he's spam slamming."

OR

"Is Matt having an asthma attack in his room?"

"Hell no, that crazy bastard is slamming his spam!"

See masturbation, wanking, cuffing the carrot, five knuckle shuffle

Mullsiah

1. the biblical mullet made popular by the European image of Jesus Christ so...i see you're sportin' the Mullsiah..

Zhouyu

1. An act one pays for from a hooker. The hooker defecates on the clients chest, and the client is known as "Zhouyu." A hooker d..

Quite The

1. Used before an adjective or descriptive noun to add to it's effect. Wow, that kid Phil is quite the homo. See quite the, escargot..

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