Spamalope Edit Meaning

1.

Close relative to the antelope and wooly Albertan rhino. Resembles large peice of canned spam with legs, head and tail. Can be seen loping across the savannah alone, no need to travel in packs for predators prefer real meat.

The spamalope quietly grazed as a nearby lion surveyed with disgust.

See spam, antelope, savannah, processed meat