Spam-garter

What is Spam-garter?


1.

A lady's thong, or very tight bikini-pants. Ostensibly designed to support the labia, in practice it "rides up" and attacks that area.

Diana's spam-garter bites so deeply into her peach that her clitoris is visibly on the alert all day.

See crotch, gusset, strip, bushwhacker, gripper, tickler, grabber, Persson


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