Spammery Edit Meaning

1. the discolored area around the poopshoot, looks like cinnamon but tastes like death. "ew i just touched my own cinnamon ring with ..

1. "Any technological problem will fix itself as soon as Tech Support is notified of it, whether or not it is through their direct act..

1. The score of some guy who really sucks at golf. "Hey, I really suck at golf." "Yeah? What was your score?" "..