What is Spamming Jesus?
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The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.
I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.
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a professional liar. a professional distorter. a professional hate mongerer. they craftily use newspapers and television programs to cre..
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Delicious snacks substituting food.
Shopping for snacks.
Let's go get some snackeries.
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a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
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