Spamming Jesus

What is Spamming Jesus?

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.

I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.

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Vacum Bed

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Opposycat

1. a person that copies you by doing the opposite. judy wrote a song about drinking, so ashley wrote a song about being sober. ashley is s..

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