Spamming Jesus

What is Spamming Jesus?

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.

I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.

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Lort

1. Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'. Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad. "Det her mad smager af LORT!"..

Overlapping

1. NOT cheating, technically. When you start dating someone new before you've actually splitsville with your old significant other. I..

Jenking Off

1. What Chicago White Sox fans do when Bobby Jenks comes into the game in the 9th Inning to close it out "Dude we're up 6 to 5 g..

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