What is Spamming Jesus?
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The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.
I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..