What is Spamming Jesus?
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The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.
I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.
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To procrastinate, with class.
Hey, if your gonna procrasinate you might as well be classy about it! Proclasstinate.
See college, work,..
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A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is ..
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the zombie day of reckoning
"Holy shit, it's the zombocalypse!"
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The state of the planet in which society has crumbl..
