Spamming Jesus

What is Spamming Jesus?

The act of sending large amounts of unsolicited mail to Jesus, in the form of prayer. The vast majority never gets past His most holy spam filter.

I can't believe I didn't get that iPod for my birthday, I was spamming Jesus for weeks.

See religion, spam, mail, jesus, god, uday

Satheist

1. A branch of atheism, it rejects the belief in god or a devil, but if they believed in a god or gods they would be Satanist. I don&apos..

Yodel In The Valley

1. Slang for cunnilingus. He's always yodeling in the valley... See Sarah Jane..

Sucky Poo

1. totally stinky; not cool; a big bummer to the tenth power Waiting for my definition to show up on slangdefine is sucky poo. See ab, cd..

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