What is Spampglish?
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The unintentional garbling of spoken English due to messages from the brain not being sent as fast as the mouth is wants to talk. The result is semi-slurred speech and words being conglomerated in weird ways. Ironically girls find this cute and are naturally drawn to it for some unknown reason. This technique is often used by Joespamp who also first coined the phrase jointly with the help of several of his friends.
There aren't really good examples for Spampglish that can be typed because it's more of a phonetic thing.
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