Spanctuary

What is Spanctuary?


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n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

See spanktuary, masterbate, monsterbate, wanking, spanking


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