Spanctuary

What is Spanctuary?

1.

n. spangk-choo-er-ee

1. Safe location for undetected masturbation.

2. Hidden location for masturbation materials (i.e. dildos, vibrating love tunnels, pornography, vibrating douche nozzles, blow-up dolls, hamsters, stuffed animals).

3. The cry of a monsterbator seeking sanctuary.

"No one ever walks in on me when I'm in the walk-in freezer - it's my spanctuary."

"With over a hundred thousand gadgets, Morty had the worlds most comprehensive undiscovered spanctuary."

"'SPAAANCCTUUARRRYY!' cried Quasimodo, running in horror from the three leering gargoyles."

See spanktuary, masterbate, monsterbate, wanking, spanking

61

Random Words:

Aquachug

1. To chug from a beer bong underwater (pool or tub) Dude! are you down for an aquachug? See aquachug..

Stack

1. one stack = 1 G 2. $1,000/ A Thousand Dollars Yo, I only gotta stack to play wit for the weekend. 3. a myth created by ecstasy dea..

Moapa Valley

1. A rad place next to Las Vegas. Home to the Moapa Valley Pirates. 3A Champions in Football, Volley Ball, Base Ball, and many other sports..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free