Spandex

What is Spandex?


1.

A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.

See Nym

2.

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

3.

pants used to amplify his/her penis size

nice spandex

4.

Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.

See right, skintight, clothing, shorts, pants

5.

1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.

2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.

6.

This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.

Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."

See spandex, rugby, pop, lol

7.

the best freaking word ever! It's another word for tight.

Bob: "Did you see dwight howard's superman dunk in the Slam Dunk Contest?"

Fred: "That was so spandex, man."

See tight, cool, awesome, drippin, hot, Scadoosh


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