What is Spandex Monkey?
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While riding on the trail yesterday, I was passed by a clod of spandex monkeys.
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Term I like to use to mock rowers and rowing. A spandex monkey = a rower, because he or she is most likely a monkey-like creature who wears spandex to race.
Me: Hey, spandex monkeys, how did the stick-pulling competition go!
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with
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