Spandex Pants

What is Spandex Pants?

An expression used to describe somebody who is incredibly cheap and will rarely lend money - by wearing spandex pants they are being a tight ass

Friend 1: Hey man could I borrow a few bucks for the train?

Friend 2: Ummmm... I'd like too but I'm broke.

Friend 1: Woah somebody has their spandex pants on!

See tight ass, cheap, miser, cheapskate, stingy, scrooge, frugal, greedy

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