Spandex Warrior

What is Spandex Warrior?


1.

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

See Jim

2.

Derisive term for overweight and/or unskilled athletes who apparently must, nonetheless, swath themselves from head to toe in expensive spandex before skating or biking. Overheard from some teenagers at Newport Beach, California.

Look at those spandex warriors, skating all the way from their car to the ice cream stand.


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