Spandex-tard

What is Spandex-tard?

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Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.

Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.

See spandex, bicyclist, retard, road, rage
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