What is Spangle?
1.
Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc
Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!
- Pets (petscomedy)
2.
a scattering of stars and also the name of a british hardened candy/sweet in the 1970's and contained the sorts of chemicals that sent kids into orbit. an affectionate term for one who shines out and is unique.
a. 'How are you spangle?'
b. 'I'll be fine when the sweets have worn off. Can you undo my space suit?'
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3.
to be inebriated on class a drugs.
I: "what are you up to tonight?"
R: "going out on the spangle"
I: "how are you feeling on this fine evening?"
R: "oh i've taken so many
beans i feel really spangled"
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4.
something shiny-glittery or something that just screams GAY!
yo, that shirt SPANGLES!
5.
when a man uses high-pressure hose to shoot another man up the ass
yo man, i spangled some dude last nite
6.
To be delighted that justice has finally been done. Against unsuperable odds, the underdog triumphs against the machine. He is SPANGLED!
I am spangled that I have overcome the tyrany of the Wart.
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7.
spangle is man milk ya know spunk in the old days it was fucking sweets now its spangling
fuck i like spangling while eating spangles
fucking cunt so do i
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