What is Spaniel?
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A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
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2.
a breed of dog which comes in many types and colours. most of them make good gun dogs. they have droopy ears and are often medium or small in size.
my spaniel has the cutest ears.
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A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).
Even getting a cat cannot shift this
As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)
"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"
"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"
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Noun. Daniel Spianli. Mix of the first and last name of Daniel Spinali. A completely different race of human, only one exists. See: "
Spaniel is quite spanielish, he won't stop begging me for food.
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5.
Another word for penis. Sounds like "spandex" which "stretches." Sounds like "Spaniard" which is a "foreigner" entering the "country. Likes to wear
Your spaniel is attacking my pussy. Is your spaniel begging for my attention?
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