What is Spanish Armada?
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After doing someone in the ass, pull out and wipe it across their face before they suck you off. Before busting, pull out and shoot it in their eye. Upon taking it in the eye they will grunt or exclaim "arrr." When they try to get up to come after you, kick them in the shin so they stump after you like a grumpy old spanish sea captain (a la the spanish mustach you left from the previous cock slap). Commence to laughing insanely while doing this for maximum pleasure.
Man, I pulled a trifecta on this hot bitch and got her to let me do a spanish armada on her skanky ass!
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Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
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