Spanish Inquisition Edit Meaning

1.

1) A very clever sketch performed by the Monty Python boys consisting of a group of blundering cardinals dressed in silly red hats who laugh diabolically and torture unsuspecting english persons with dish-drying racks. Amongst their weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms...

2) What nobody expects.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

See jiffy pop

2.

Ruthless inquisitors who use such

torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.

*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.

See Kid A

3.

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?

me: at home.

Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?

me: my phone was dead.

girlfriend: well why didn't you call?

Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

See questioning, question

4.

As heard on the "dear rayne" talk show. Invented in Cincinnati, Ohio. Refers to during sexual intercourse, right before the man is about to climax, he removes his penis from her vagina, and sticks his penis in whatever hole he can find. I.E. her nose, ear, eye, etc. and right before he ejaculates he exclaims "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!" Leaving his partner confused and pissed, ending with the male being slapped.

No body expects the Spanish Inquisition.

See ejaculation

5.

A term in Texas Hold Em' poker that refers to holding pocket 3's. The basis is that they aren't the lowest pockets, but are close enough that high betting with a 3 in the common cards will lead no one to believe you have trips. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

<Player 1> "Flush, Ace high!"

<Player 2> "Full house, 3's full of Jacks"

<Player 1> "Damn, I didn't think you had pocket 3's"

<Player 2> "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

See poker, pockets

6.

When you are at a strip club and the stripper has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy Scott gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

See stripper, dancer, hooker

7.

When you are at a strip club and the dancer has her back to you & you attempt to grab one of her breasts by reaching through her legs.

I was at Chicks n' Beer in Rosarito and this stripper was dancing in front of me and my buddy gave her the Spanish Inquisition. It was sweet!

See stripper, dancer, lapdance, breast