Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Toilet Bowl Fart

1. A fart released into the toilet bowl, creating a lovely echo. Arguably the most musically enjoyable fart. toilet bowl fart Dude #1: &q..

Vooger

1. A woman who puts her hand into her underwear, slips it into her vuh jay jay and then smells it. I watched Bea pull off a huge vooger an..

Dizzle Tizzle

1. Slang for Death Trap. Often used in the context of a moving vehicle. Justin: "So, whos car we taking" Blake: "We can ta..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spanish Monkey Edit Meaning