Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Laquatas

1. improper spelling of the dickheads frigging name! Go suck your self you moron! No Laquaaaataaaasss! I'll go and suck yourself!..

Musicin

1. The act of listening to music, along with chilling at the same time. Person #1: hey, wats up?? Person #2: nothin much, just chillin, t..

Quatre

1. 1. French for number "four" 2. card, die, or domino with four spots, pips, 'majiggers 3. One who is generally nice to a..

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