Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

~!@#$%^&*_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

1. the uppercase form of `1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ only peple too bored to type all other keyboard patterns type t..

Lizhowser

1. A generic term for a whore. Generally said prostitute has a desolate vagina, beeten and battered by coutless annonymous penises. Often..

W%t

1. Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah" "Sweet, we won the lottery!" "Le w%t" See woot, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spanish Monkey Edit Meaning