Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

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