Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Enrubbled

1. To be reduced to rubble; to be irrevocably destroyed. Your face has been enrubbled by my mace! See my, mace, your, face..

Finckel

1. To finckel is when you get gonorrhea or any other STD. thats usually your nickname. oh man I'm a finckel See finckel, gonorrhea, ..

Violate

1. To disregard someones rules or principles Ho dont violate me!(Three 6 mafia) See break, offend, rape 2. A joke-form of a serious mat..

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