Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Power Bumming

1. Hard non stop anal sex i was power bumming her arse so hard it came clean off See anal sex, bum love, arse..

Fryism

1. Unquestionable belief in something purely because Steven Fry said that it was true. John: Crab's can't do back-flips! Mark: ..

V V

1. pronounced "vee-vee"; an abbreviation for "very, very" - did you see the show last night? - yes, it was v v good!!..

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