Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Hillbilly Slam

1. It's simple. You are getting a girl from behind, and just as you are about to burst, you pull out a banjo and hit her over the head..

Glacial Facial

1. After a man and women engage in sex, the man then takes his penis and rubs semen over the womens face. After having sex, I gave her a n..

Efman

1. evil fucked-up mean and nasty lil' shorty? he's efman! See evil dude, hardman 2. evil fucked-up mean and nasty lil' ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spanish Monkey Edit Meaning