Spanish Monkey

What is Spanish Monkey?

A bruise.

Yet much, much cooler. Because it's Spanish.

Billy: Oh dear. I have fallen and there is now a SPANISH MONKEY on my thigh.

John: We'll have to go get you a band-aid for that.

Billy: I like the ones with Spongebob on them.

See bruise, bump, caterpillar, scrape

Frosted Face

1. n. The act of ejaculating all over someones face. It's GRRRRRRREAT! I gave my woman a frosted face last night...it was GRRRREAT!..

Tict

1. meaning tight. Orignates in the Kingdom of Fife, Scotlands chamber of slang. Some beleive the 'ict' instead of 'ight&apos..

Thunny

1. son, little man, or young G Littles got that song Thunny with Mobb Deep, hunny..

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