Spanish Omelet

What is Spanish Omelet?


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When a man ejaculates into a lady’s vagina from a distance of no less than 1 meter, the woman must be on her back with her legs open in the air and her fingers holding her vagina lips open.

If the male manages to shoot the load correctly into the hole the female must shout "SPANISH OMLETE JODER!"

I just gave that bird a Spanish Omelet, she loved it !

See spanish, omlete, joder, great, success


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