What is Spanish Snail?
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(Also known as IBERIAN YLF or SPANISH SLOWNESS )
Complete antithesis of SPANISH FLY .
An AN APHRODISIAC which quells or blunts the libido .
"It's no use you flashing your frontage at me, Fiona," declared Hector firmly, pulling the duvet up to his chin. "I put two drops of SPANISH SNAIL in my bedtime cocoa and am now quite impervious to your charms. I'm determined to get a good night's sleep for once."
His disappointed spouse stood scratch ing the thatch on her heiferlump for several minutes, before she at last located a long-forgotten nine- inch prefab at the bottom of her knicker drawer. As Hector began to slumber, she grasped the plastic cucumber and performed a solo cloppertune lullaby , while a cloud of Scotch mist and warm melba embrocation arose from her fragrant property .
See manana , maybe , banana , tomorrow , perhaps , ?? , Persson
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