Spanish Waiter

What is Spanish Waiter?


1.

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

See roman helmet, blumkin, bucking bronco, arabian goggles


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