Spanish Waiter

What is Spanish Waiter?

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

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Redickalick

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Jizzoptysis

1. The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or ma..

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