Spanish Waiter

What is Spanish Waiter?

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

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Split Arse

1. Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front. We need to get some split arse in to do the typing. 2. Can be used when som..

Zomgosh

1. Acronym for "Oh My Gosh" with the original OMG typo "ZOMG" ZOMGosh is to OMGosh what ZOMG is to OMG See zomg, oh m..

Optimal

1. Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a go..

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