Spanish Waiter

What is Spanish Waiter?

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

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Hyperboloid

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Kwife

1. To fart from the vagina. She kwifed on my keyboard. See synonyms, fart, vagina, pussy, stinky..

Rectum Romeo

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