Spank Merchant

What is Spank Merchant?

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

See gobshite, wanker, tosser, ejit, helmet polisher

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