Spank Merchant

What is Spank Merchant?

person who likes to masterbate and holds no inhibitions about it, also a complete godshite.

close the door and keep the noise down you spank merchant the whole street can hear you.

See gobshite, wanker, tosser, ejit, helmet polisher

Ashneek

1. The girl who can be a bitch at times and hella negative but gets hurt easily....falls for the wrong guys way too often..res way to much ..

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1. when your ass is up against anothers you push your deuce up into their a-hole. I couldn't get a boner so i just uploaded her. See..

Failmer

1. A failed lamer. Usually used for people who are already lame, but keep failing at repeated attempts in various goals in life. That guy&..

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