What is Spank Monkey?
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Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
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A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
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Tryin' to see if you still got it.
Yo yo yo, ol man Johnson just turned 60 and he is still trying to play ball?! What is he Brett..
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An even more extreme version of ricockulous. When ricockulous just wont do. When you see something that is so ricockulous, you stumble..
