What is Spank Monkey?
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Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
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A frenzied practitioner of consensual BDSM involving repetitive blows ("spanks") rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. By extension, someone who can't stop talking about this hobby.
Suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her Cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima - in fact, she was an incorrigible Spank Monkey.
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when yo bitchwakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
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Something or someone that you would not masturbate to.
That chick/dude is nasty, she/he is totally unbateable.
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A young, tall and amazing striker with a big nose that will be better than Andriy Schevchenko in a couple of years.
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