Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Hat Crew

1. A group or "crew" of people that wear hats while doing stuff. Stands for Hugely Awesome Team Crew. A gaming clan that primari..

Zingo

1. A Swedish orange soda. Locally very well known. This zingo is tasty. 2. a plastic suitcase, a turd, or a guys thing. Andrew Leeds ha..

Yaw/e

1. shorthand for "yea whatever" bob, that devout catholic down the street, is actually a closet satanist? yaw/e bitch...

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