Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

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W3rk

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Zack Off

1. You can replace any curse word with Zack. preferably "fuck". Person 1 - "Your a fag!" Person 2 - "Zack off.&q..

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