Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Tan Tran

1. To be touched or punched unexpectedly by someone. Guy 1: *punch an asian nerd* Guy 2: Ahahaha, you got Tan Tran! Asian Nerd: N-no, yo..

Fartricide

1. When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystander..

... :=?

See dipshit, nrrrr, hurrr, lulz..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Spank My Monkey Edit Meaning