Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Jiggies

1. Jigsaw pieces in the Banjo-Kazooie games, generally used to unlock new worlds. There are 90 Jiggies in both Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Too..

*hug*

1. The most common way to show a cyberhug in programs without emote, action, or similar commands. Variant forms include *hugs*, *hugs you*..

Varuni

1. freaky super human microwave. they always work unless the power is cut. extremely smart and way too efficient for their own good. fail..

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