Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Rusty Spork

1. Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER. Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork..

Xyx Sentence

1. Common internet sentence type. XYX Sentence example: Epic fail is epic. Obvious troll is obvious. See epic, sentence, internet, fail..

Qohra

1. 1)Asshole 2) Qualitative Organized High-Rated Assessment 1) our teacher is really qohra, he never speaks good about anyone. 2)accordi..

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