Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Umecker

1. someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys. she is a total umecker. See felacio, animalia, monkey, pot, blowjob..

Raspy Town

1. a slang name for Bushwick brooklyn , called so by dopefiends afar for the qualities of making your voice raspy on the ride home "M..

Go All Menendez On Your Ass

1. To go on a hateful killspree, particularly on one's parents. Derived from the infamous Menendez brother murders ca. 1996. "Da..

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