Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Unibutt

1. your ass looking as though both cheeks are fused together.. causing the look of one ass cheek. it is an insulting comment. "damn....

U.s.s.a.

1. United Socialist States of America What we will have to change the designation of our country to if Howard Dean is elected. See bagman..

Boging

1. Smoking Cigarettes. Origin: Collegiate School Shit, my moms just caught me boging See Winnie..

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