Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Out Sarcasticize

1. to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm. one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of ..

I Cant Belive Its Not Butter

1. but chuck norris can e.g. randome1: i cant belive its not butter randome2: chuck norris can randome1: no dude just no randome2:wat..

U-tard

1. A person from Utah that thinks he/she knows it all...when in reality, they don't know s@#t! Bumkin-like behavior on the part of som..

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