Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Phiphiphiphophaphus

1. medical (not really) term for the womans placenta just after it exits the womans...... just after birth (unregisterd) doctor:wow her ph..

Bat Rat

1. someone who masturbates an awful lot. Tom; where is Jim Paddy; gone for another wank Tom; he sure is a bat rat that is like his sixth..

Kotah

1. a smoking hippy, that smokes too much weed. Do not act like Kotah. See weed, pot, crack, hippy, pothead..

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