Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Muktuk

1. subcutaneous whale fat that is eaten by eskimos with great vigour and enthusiasm. "Please pass the muktuk" See whale, eskimo..

Eggy Wa Wa

1. A pungently smelling odour emmitted in the form of a fart after one has consumed eggs. person1: mmmmm that egg was scrumptious person2..

Profilania

1. Obsession with editing a profile, fact page about yourself. "Where's Fezzie?" "He's updating his MySpace."..

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