Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

Redneck Condom

1. A plastic bag and a rubber band well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms See redneck, rai..

Zangdoo

1. Opposite of a doozang. I ordered two doozangs with fried zangdoo on toast...

Quinci

1. A crazy, hot motherfuckerr Damn, she's such a Quinci, gimme some of dat! See hot, mofo, sexy, batch, che 1. A crazy, hot mother..

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