Spank My Monkey

What is Spank My Monkey?

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

See spank, masturbate, beat off, jerk off

W.l.

1. Wide Load Damn Man That Bitch Has Got One Wide ASS..

Kempster

1. Kempster, verb. To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot My size 13 feet are too big for kempsterin..

Mexican Stroller

1. A shopping cart. Since Mexican women rarely have a stroller, almost never drive, and have a dozen or so children, they often use shoppi..

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