Spank The Monkey

What is Spank The Monkey?


1.

When a man masterbates or strokes his penis

All of a sudden, he pulled down his pants and started spanking that monkey!

2.

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dickpeels

See lols, lmfao, mindless self indulgence

3.

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

See wank, masturbate, toss, self abuse, tosser

4.

Spank the Monkey is the greatest internet game ever!

Lets play spank the monkey!

See spank, monkey, the, samuel jackson, ryan

5.

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much


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