Spank To Fuck Ratio

What is Spank To Fuck Ratio?

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The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

See masturbation, sex, spanking the monkey, boning, grooving

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