Spank Yer Monkey

What is Spank Yer Monkey?

to give oneself manual gratification.

i.e to masturbate

bob got turned down so much last night he went home and we yelled Bob go spank yer monkey

See jack off, beat meat, whack off, jerk off

Ditch Mermaid

1. One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches. Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain ..

Mammaries

1. chest puppies thanks for the mammaries 2. Tits, boobs, or fun bags. Better when the are huge-DD cups or up. Did you see those aweso..

Vicious Bastard

1. to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck I'm going to the toilet to have a vicious bastard, aaa,a..

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