Spankard Edit Meaning

1. performing cunnilingus on a lady whos not shavedto the point that it resembles ol' Abe's beard. Man, I went down on my girlfr..

1. A description of an action taken in the preceding statement indicating that it was done in a managerial manner. I just cut my balls off..

1. A town in South East Massachusetts, where even the people on the otherside of the town line don't know it exists, telemarketers pro..