What is Spankdive?
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to combine the two motions of spanking (flattened hand landing flush on someone else's buttocks) with diving (a quick dart or plunge, usually resulting in one falling to the ground). The result is a continuous, cumulative action, which may result accidentally (due to a fall) or intently.
Marlon wanted slap Kobie upside the head but tripped and spankdove him instead.
Boris wanted to cop a feel but she was too far away, so he decided to utilize a spankdive.
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